Hot Phone Sex Mommy Carmela

Japanese guys are weird. When I was working the pole trying to get back home after my disastrous tour as a band groupie, I used to attract very big groups of very drunk Japanese businessmen who would get absolutely shit-faced on whiskey and then tip me all night... in fifties and hundreds. One or two hours of work and I could easily make a couple grand if some Japanese guys were there.

The Hotel Room Surprise

One night a group of them invited me to their hotel room for a "private show" after work. I agreed, knowing that there'd be piles of cash involved... but little did I know how bizarre it would be. Once I got to the room, I realized that there was more than one fantasy involved. They were babbling amongst themselves in Japanese, arguing about who got to go first... then the oldest of the group -- I think he was their boss -- came out of the bathroom wearing a diaper and a baby bonnet...

Yes. A diaper and a baby bonnet. I had to put him to sleep. But it was for $500.00. His friends were very quiet during all this and I was hoping that once I was done, I'd be able to leave because it wasn't exactly a turn on... it was just weird. This was not the case. The other four wanted a gang bang, which I agreed to...

The Comedy of Errors

It was a comedy of errors and erections. None of them really knew where to put anything... One guy tried to get into my mouth, but he was so drunk that he kept hitting me in the eye while his friend couldn't get hard at all and kept apologizing "so solly, so solly" and rubbing his limp cock against my very dry pussy. Finally I had them all sit on the edge of the bed and started doing a little show for them...

Once they were all hard and had their pricks in their hands... I simply went down the line, one by one, sitting onto their little rice rockets and squeezing their warm soy milk into my pussy until I was dripping. Then, as a courtesy, I sucked them all clean... and then did them again. I have to say, they might have been small, but they could fuck like bunnies.

I've had a wild life, baby. From band groupie to stripper to phone sex MILF, I've seen and done it all. Nothing shocks me anymore, and I've got a million stories to tell you while we play. Want to hear more about my crazy adventures? Or maybe you want to tell me your wildest fantasies and we can explore them together?

I'm the experienced MILF who has literally done everything. From diaper play to gang bangs to things you can't even imagine, I've probably tried it. And I love sharing my stories while we get each other off. Call me and let's get wild together!

I've seen it all and done most of it. Nothing is too weird or too wild for this ex-stripper. Call me now!