SINsational Housewife Ivy

There is an old saying: "The way to please a man is to be a chef in the kitchen; a lady in the living room; and a whore in the bedroom." That saying describes me perfectly. Especially the whore in the bedroom part. Oh, and I've also been known to be a whore in the living room, the kitchen, the pool, and the backyard -- anywhere actually! I am a super horny insatiable nymphomaniac housewife who can never get enough cock.

Sweet & Innocent Facade

Appearing sweet and innocent on the outside allows me to get away with the most Taboo Sex Acts imaginable. The ladies at the PTA and in the neighbourhood see me as the type of Mom who allows all the neighbourhood teens to use our swimming pool any time they want. To them, I'm the one who makes the best chocolate chip cookies that always sell out first at the school bake sales.

Hahahaha! If only they really knew what their precious teenage boys were doing at my "pool parties" when the parents aren't watching. Their innocent sons are learning so much more than backstroke at my house!

The Neighborhood Sex Educator

It all began a couple of years ago when my son brought home his best friend from school. The kid had just started dating a girl but had never been properly taught "the facts of life" by his own parents, so my thoughtful son thought I could help the poor kid out. (After all, he was 18 and totally clueless about everything sexual.) I spent a few very educational hours with him that weekend and now he has a reputation at his college of being "the best lover" on campus.

Now I have the reputation myself of being "the best teacher" in our entire county! Even the girls come to me for instruction on how to properly service a man. Sometimes I have so many teens in my house that I have to give them group lessons 2, 3, and even 4 at a time! That is extra fun and creates such interesting combinations.

Ivy's Many Roles

• Mommy/Teacher: Sex education for neighborhood teens
• Pool party host: "Swimming lessons" with benefits
• Domme: Taking control of eager students
• Sex Slave: Submitting to multiple partners
• Aunt/Neighbor: Family fun roleplay
• Group sex: Teaching 2, 3, 4 at a time

Anything Goes

By now you are getting the idea, that I love sex with absolutely No limits, completely Taboo, and Anything goes. The Kinkier the better as far as I am concerned. I absolutely love to Role play and will be anyone you want me to be: Mommy, Domme, Teacher, Neighbour, Aunt, Sex Slave -- literally anyone you desire. Anything Goes with this horny housewife.

So, Baby, pick up that phone right now, grab your hard cock and lets cum together over the filthiest fantasies you can imagine. My experienced pussy awaits your call. Don't keep me waiting -- I'm probably in the middle of a "lesson" right now and could use another voice in my ear!

Call this nympho housewife and let me be your filthy little secret. The PTA moms would be so shocked!